Frequently Asked Questions
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Is this a t-shirt company or a multidimensional end-times religion?
Yes
Who makes this stuff?
Designs are channeled by Kern (probably human). Shirts are produced using high-quality print-on-demand sorcery and shipped directly to you by cult-trained servitors (or USPS, whichever’s faster). Keep an eye out for our upcoming artists series which will feature handmade designs by influential Wyrm cultists.
What size shirt should I order?
Our relics are conjured on demand using standard unisex sizing. If you prefer a relaxed, looser fit, we recommend choosing one size up from your usual.
Where do you ship?
At present, our rituals focus mainly on the U.S., but the Wyrm hungers for distant lands. We hope to offer international shipping soon.
My order is taking longer than expected. What should I do?
First, check the tracking link that was emailed to you - it usually holds the answers. If your relic still seems lost in the void after 10 business days, contact us through the Contact page and we’ll investigate with the Wyrm’s emissaries.
Will my shirt still fit after my transformation has begun?
Yes. Our fabrics adapt to most early metamorphoses without issue. Only full ascension into pure void-light may require a custom fit.
Can I return or exchange my relic?
Because each relic is forged on demand, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse, wrong size, or sudden fear of cosmic truth. Please consult the sizing chart carefully before pledging your order.
What if my relic arrives damaged or misprinted?
If your relic arrives flawed, corrupted, or bearing a misprint, send us a message within 14 days of receiving it. Include clear photos of the damage, and we’ll invoke a ritual of replacement or refund at no cost to you.
What if my order is lost in the void (transit)?
If your tracking link shows no movement for more than 10 business days and your relic has not arrived, contact us and we will summon a replacement at no cost. If the carrier marks your parcel as Delivered but it cannot be found, we sadly cannot offer free replacements—this is between you and your local courier. In that case, we recommend checking with neighbors or your local post office.
How do I join the cult?
By asking, you have. But signing up for the email list makes it official. Bonus: you get advance notice of drops, secret lore, and special “initiations.”